TUESDAYS WITH MAMARITA

Today is Tuesday, I had a job interview today, the lady that interviewed me was a phenomenal woman, and I felt that I did great with the interview, I seriously doubt I will get the job, the reason being, the moment the "boss lady" saw me she asked the lady whose job I would be doing to interview me and even after smiling and batting my eyes at her I realized that all was lost and I might as well had just left with my head hanging low, but I didn't. Perhaps it was the little "allowance" on my skirt, or the radiant lady that interviewed me but I was so confident in my abilities I told her I didn't think I would get the job although I felt I was the right person for the job but I liked her attitude. She smiled, I smiled, shook her hand, thanked her for her time and graciously walked my slightly smaller waist out of the office. I'm still job hunting and something tells me the perfect job is just around the corner waiting for me:)

I love Robin Thicke. No wait. I LOVE ROBIN THICKE. Did you hear? The guy just helped me through a gruelling SQL session, I wonder why am learning to code if I want to leave my IT past and pursue a future in Technology Innovation, I don't know why I do these things, I really don't I know I'll soon figure it out, but ah....

I started my own version of the Kimkins diet yesterday, I watched my carbs a bit in March but April and May were awful months of sacriligeous chocolate binging and I fell off the wagon, you know finals and all, and well I did the travelling thing in May which was fun, especially the crocodile eating part and meeting Willie Chinyamurindi and buffet breakfast but yeah, that attributed to my falling off the wagon. But as of monday, I've survived on less than 25grams of carbohydrate, and although its tough am learning to deal, as long as I chew gum I know I'll stay alive :)

I know its just tuesday but let me just say I can't wait until the weekend, its the Naija Reunion in Toronto, first of it's kind, like EVER. I mean sure we have barbeques and "mo gbo mo branch"s in the summer but this is like the big KAHUNO, of course before my event in AUGUST! I'm so tripped, I can't wait, I mean I finally get to meet BOBBY, its been like 4-5 years coming? And all those Torontonians that I haven't seen since the time I was a parambulator...WOTTTT

I have finally given into temptation and joined in the new blogville pasttime BLOGVILLE IDOL So many talented performers, although I think Naijadude should be voted off as soon as possible, his singing should have been a medieval torture method and I say that with love. He can dance, he can dress, heck he can turn the world around with his smile, but he can't sing, and everytime he sings, I die a little. (thats for making me beg) I wonder why I didn't find out about the blogville idol earlier but am definitely loving it at the moment, props Pink Satin and Ms Opeke , you ladies rock! TLK FOR PRESIDENT!!!! :)

You know how you get that feeling of anger and you rush vent but somewhere between the walk home and the computer, you calm down, I HATE THAT! I finally remember why I was supposed to rant. So I went to pick up my invitations today from the printer and I'm sorry, some people take stupidity to a whole nu level! We picked the cards from a catlogue, showed it to them, gave them all the information we wanted on it, nice white card with gold edges, we left them to it, we go to pick it up and we have folding cards. The cover has all the information, and you open the card and there's nothing inside.

*excuse my french, *


WHY THE FUCK IS IT THAT I OPEN MY CARD AND THERE'S NO FUCKING INFORMATION INSIDE, I'M SORRY IS IT SOOOOO DIFFICULT TO PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE AND ASK ME IF I WOULD LIKE ANYTHING INSIDE THE CARD, IF ALL THE VITALS ARE ON THE FRONT COVER WHY DIDN'T COMMON SENSE COME TO PLAY TO DISCERN THAT THE CARD WAS MEANT TO BE A ONE PAGER, I COULD HAVE SWORN I SAW IT IN THE CATALOGUE WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT A BLANK SPACE ON THE INSIDE OF THEIR CARDS AFTER ALL THE INFORMATION HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED ON THE OUTSIDE, ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE IS COMMON SENSE AND AM NOT VERY SURE YOU HAVE IT.
AND THE DATE OVERLAPPED. IF YOU CLAIM TO HAVE BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR SO LONG AND SOMEONE CENTRES THE INFORMATION ON AN INVITATION CARD YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THE DATE NEVER EVER EVER CONTINUES ON THE NEXT LINE, YOU MOVE IT TO THE FUCKING MIDDLE AND IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT, PLEASE DROP BY MY APARTMENT AND JUMP OFF MY BALCONY, THERE'S NOTHING ELSE FOR YOU TO LEARN IN LIFE.


And thats how I felt when I left the printer's shop :) I feel a lot better now that its out there, and am going to bed.

to the person who asked me why I don't get angry, now you know why........

7 comments:

Waffarian said...

NAIJA BLOGGERS- THE BOOK!
Dear friends, please do not forget to send in your submissions, a lot of people have sent in great stuff but a lot of my favourite bloggers are missing, what's up, people? Come on, send in your stuff! June 15th is the last day, come on!


Submissions should be sent to nigerianbloggers@yahoo.com not later than Friday, June the 15th 2007 stating date of blogging and blogname/address.

Uzo said...

I think naija dude's voice is cute...he is a sweetheart...LOL

Naijadude said...

Thanks Uzo...help me tell her ooh, advising me not to leave my day job! ah!....ooh well

Mamarita said...

Thanks waffarian.
Uzo; if you keep encouraging him and he butchers any of my other favorites I'll declare war o ;)
N.Dude; Are you talking? Pls don't. and err...THANKS 4 YESTERDAY I bought both CDs today

Anonymous said...

who knows, maybe you will see Bobby at the reunion :)

shhhh said...

love ROBIN THICKE too. will be doing a post including him soon. watch out for it. shd record tonite

Miss Opeke said...

I love your template...so I hope you did get the job? I pray...anyway, just found out your blog and I enjoyed readin' it...