Thanks to Tania all day at work the durex hump day song was stuck in my head
"Hump day, Oh Hump Day you are what we seek
Right smack back there in the middle of the week
Single or married, at the game or ballet
Durex offers sex on this glorious day
Thursdays are nice, and fridays don't suck
But Wednesday's the day on which we should (BEEP!)"
At one point I was sure I was going to start humming out loud.....Thankfully I didn't.
Yesterday the girl at the salad bar really ticked me off, so I went for the custom crafted salad, she told me I had 4 vegetables, So I asked for Tomatoes, cucumbers and ....sunflower seeds. The lady goes, you need one more vegetable, so I said EXTRA SUNFLOWER SEEDS please, and then I asked for crumbled egg as my protein and her response was "You could have used the egg as your 4th vegetable".
In which part of the world do these recruitment people find these weirdos that tell you that an egg is actually a vegetable. I mean anywhere else we could laugh it off, in the bank, we'd call it a mistake but if you work in the food industry, scratch that, a salad bar and you cannot differentiate between a vegetable and an animal product then you should just like you know cross the highway at night with your eyes closed. :)
Let us take time to praise God for the gift of life. Father, I woke up this morning healthy, I wiggled my 10 toes and 10 fingers, I walked with my two feet, took in air through my nostrils, saw the world with my two eyes, it is not because of my doing but because you oh God are great. I praise you for the world, I thank you for making each person different and giving each one of us different paths in life, I thank you for everything you do is for a reason, I thank you for the faith that I have in you, for the hope that I will not stumble, I thank you for everyone, for problems because you fix them in your own special way. Thank you for the gift of life, for the wonder of medicine and technology, for economics and statistics. I thank you because where our minds stop to function, you come in. I thank you for Physics, for psychology and Philosophy, without which we would limit ourselves.
THANK YOU GOD FOR EVERYTHING , and God, I've spoken to you a lot but I'm asking again, bless everyone, bring back joy, take away anxiety, sorrows and illnesses, fill our hearts with joy and love for one and other. And God....THANK YOU FOR BLOGSPOT and Joann that made me join. AMEN!